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I Might As Well Make My Nails Look Like Duck Feet – The Henna Fingers Trend

Look, I am always down for a good manicure. When I’m feeling wild and fun, I go for crazy colors and designs I’ve never been courageous enough to try before. When I’m feeling all classed-up and feminine I go for the classic, timeless red or le Français. In fact, when I’m feeling just about anything there is always a shade of nail polish that reciprocates that feeling.

And its not just nail polish here. Almost every girl I know can probably attest to the healing and the cheering powers of how adorning our hands with ANYTHING–be it bracelets, rings, nail polish, or henna–can make us feel pretty.

But there’s this new henna trend that, apparently, has been catching on in Kuwait and that I don’t think will make me feel all that glammed up and beautified: the ‘Henna Fingers’ trend, which follows right in tow behind last  year’s ‘Henna Glove’ trend.

Don’t get me wrong: the ‘Henna Glove’ thing was kind of cute. It had a delicate charm about it that spoke to the cultures and traditions of the Gulf/Arab World in a cool, modern way. I never did it but I didn’t mind it at all either. However, I’ve got a whole other opinion on this ‘Henna Fingers’ deal.

Now, for those of you that don’t know what the ‘Henna Fingers’ trend is, its basically dying the fingers of your hands up until the middle (or “intermediate phalanges” to sound like a Wikipedia-bound, obnoxious loser) in black henna. That’s about it.

MeBlogging‘s brilliantly shot and styled Fortune Cookie photo shoot with the stunning Ascia, of Hybrid Headpiece awesomeness, shows some examples of this. There are also plenty of pictures of the gorg’, and oh so chic Ascia sporting this trend on her blog (in which I also found the above picture).

Now, of course, this is all a matter of my own personal taste. For all I know this could become the hottest, most loved, and most fashionably worthy trend of them all. To me, it feels like it might transform my fingers into tiny, burnt sausages; make them look like hoofs; or give an impression of a severe case of gangrene.

And if I was going to subject my fingers to that kind of visual brutality, then I might as well make my nails look like duck feet while I’m at it too.

But again, that could be just me.

All my love!

If Cargo Shorts and Jeans Had a Deformed Child… This Would Be It.

You know, I am all down for high fashion. In fact, I fully support it. The reason the big-name designers make the equally big bucks is because they were the ones that dared to take an unheard of idea and turn into an iconic and artistic expression that you can freaking wear. In the fashion world risk and unlikely match-ups are what get you noticed and, for a well known designer like Dolce & Gabbana, its what you have to do to keep your design aesthetic unique and fresh.

But this has gone way past unique and fresh. It is now happily settled somewhere between the borders of cuckoo and hideous.

I mean, come on now. There are bold, fashion-forward design choices then there’s just a pure lack of taste. Who in their right minds would see this on a rack somewhere and seriously go “Hmm, that looks good.”

Let me put it in perspective for you:

Imagine you eating a slice of pizza and then leaving the cheese-stuffed crust behind. Now imagine you took that leftover cheese crust and attached it to piece of salmon or like, a pineapple or whatever. Sure, you can still eat it, but do you really want to?

That’s kind of what Dolce & Gabbana did with this thing. What would you even call it? Jeans? Cargo shorts? Jecargorts? (In the same spirit as the skirt and short combo: THE SKORT).

Bottom line: Please don’t wear this, fellas. It’s irredeemably ugly and, also looks somewhat uncomfortable in the waist line area. Take it from a girl who’s got your best interest at heart here and just don’t.

Although, of course, I’m sure some people will still happily shell out the big bucks and risk looking like a malformed cross between a frat boy and a grunge bass player just so they can say they got it from Dolce & Gabbana.

To those people, step right over here.

All my love!

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