Introducing the Candwich! The Disaster-Proof Treat of the Future!
Its a can! It’s a sandwich! IT’S A CANDWICH!
Yes, apparently someone thought a peanut butter and jam sandwich packed tightly into a can with an additional “candy surprise inside!” was a good idea.
According to the website that sells these, a Candwich is good to last for A WHOLE YEAR due to the handy “Army formulated recipe.” Now, I don’t know about the rest of you but I am always down for some delicious ARMY CUISINE. Gotta love that heavy coat of chemical preservatives on my “soft and sweet” one-year-old bread! YUM.
Seriously though, while I guess I kind of understand the general idea behind this kind of product, I doubt that it’s even the slightest bit healthy or even filling enough. And with the insane amount of preservatives that I’m guessing it takes to hold PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM together for a year it just does not sound like the best choice for a grab-and-go lunch, you know?
If anyone is going to be eating this stuff it should be in the most extreme and dire of situations and ONLY WHEN THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE TO EAT. This shouldn’t turn into the go-to meal for moms to pack in their kid’s lunchboxes.
Although you know that’s going to be the main market for this weirdly futuristic, Jetsons-inspired snack.
All my love!